Oh what’s that? You want to make a step stool all by yourself?
You want to do so using all those old subscriptions of Ladies Home Journal, Bloomberg and Cosmo? Do it! Then tie a belt around it! But before you finish, don’t forget the throw pillow! It’s soooooo cute! *squee!*
Dude, this has disaster written all over it.
As someone who grew up in a time when sitting on phone books in a restaurant was considered “normal,” I can’t tell you how many times I nearly lost all my teeth to a table top or bit my tongue in half because I tried to shimmy my way to comfort. Slick magazines + small human = disaster.
So, go on and make that step stool/ottoman and let me know how you feel after you bust your ass. Because you know that once you step on it to hang those decorative plates, it’ll be lights out.